$300,000 Worth of "Whale Crap" Found $$$

This story is about a couple in Australia who found a 30 pound gooey lump on a beach near their home. The fist time they came across the lump they just left it there. On the second visit two weeks later they took it home. On further research they found that this substance was worth a fortune. The substance is called Ambergris. Ambergris is Sperm Whale vomit and is a very rare substance. Current market value is $20 a gram. That makes this 30 pound lump of crap worth $295,000. Ambergris is used in fine perfumes, medicines and flavorings. What's wrong with us? We put Whale vomit all over our bodies for fragrance; we eat it for flavor enhancement and inject it into our bodies to heal us. Yuck! I guess what you don't know won't hurt you. How many of us would have stopped and took a 30 pound lump of goo home? I will be looking a crap on the beach with a different eye from now on. Read the story its unbelievable!

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Buying IRAQ ???

WOW! The American public has already sent $14 Billion dollars training and Re-building the Iraqi military and $7 Billion a month for the war. We destroyed them in 4 days and now we have been re-building them for more that 2 years now. Come On NOW! Where is this money really going and how long will we allow this to happen? We won WWII in just two years and for a few dollars and a couple of "Food Stamps". What companies or individuals are getting paid and how can I get some? We can train a kid here in 3 months and send him (or her) off to war! The President is now asking for $4 Billion additional dollars to train the Iraqi Military. The Iraqi Military should be some bad ass M' Fer's at that cost. It's like this Administration is at the Strip Club spending the rent money (Our Money). Now we have no money left for the United States. The Gulf Coast will be under water again the next hurricane season be cause we are crying broke and have no money to correct the problem, remember $7 Billion a month. We need that money! The evil fact is that we are spending this money to train the Iraqi military to ensure a certain side wins the up coming Civil War we will leave them with. The government even says that outside agitators only make up 4% of the insurgents force. This means we are fighting Iraqi's not some strange outside terrorist force. The civil war has already started! Iraq is "FUCKED". We are going to leave them with out oil (oil was suppose to pay for this War- Remember) and entrenched in a bloody Civil War for years. We are getting it hard and fast too, this will all cost us trillions of dollars and we will gain nothing in return.

Blackberry to Shutdown !

RIM may be ordered to shutdown its Crackberry e-mail service. That's not a typo, I said "CRACKBERRY". I spend alot of time in the Airport and I see you crackberry addicts. You walk around aimlessly with that thing held out in front of you oblivious to anything. The worst is when you walk around looking for a signal with that thing out in front of you as if you were checking radiation levels in the area to report back to the EPA. Even worst is when you Crackberry Addicts suddenly stop when you do get a signal even if you plant yourself in the worst possible location ( In front of an on coming train. Well maybe not in the Airport). When that happens others of your kind see your good fortune and gather to join you but you never acknowledge each others presence, not unlike the Afican wildlife at the local watering hole. I'm not mad at you I enjoy it. The truth is I'm concerned for you mental health. If RIM is forced to shutdown its Crackberry e-mail service I could only imagine millions of you aimlessly roaming the streets and scouring the countryside with that thing in front of you like a techno Zombie. If it happens I'm going to walk around and pretend that I'm getting service and watch the addicts come running. Cruel? Maybe, but it would sure be funny. Well I hope the shutdown never happens.

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INDICTMENTS ?

This week may be bad for America! We will have indictments coming left and right for the Bush Administration. Delay's campaign finance woes (that may just be the tip of the Iceberg). Lewis Libby's inability to remember what really happened and is now contradicting his testimony. Vice President Cheney's vindictive nature to pay back anyone that refuses to walk in lock step with him. Martha Stewart was put in jail for lying and she was not even under oath. Martha just had an interview and some of these other people were under oath or was allowed to refuse to go under oath. The President refused to answer questions without Cheney with him to tell him what to do. Let's cut to the chase. Delay did it and worst. Libby and Cheney's went after former U.S. Ambassador Joseph Wilson for critiquing the Administrations reason to go to war in Iraq. That's just mean and not a crime! If to punish Mr. Wilson they blew his wife's (Valerie Plame) cover and outted her as a covert CIA agent, that's treason. That puts her life in danger and everyone in the made up undercover company (Brewster-Jennings & Associates) she worked for. I'm sure some of its employees and contacts around the world lost their lives after it were known they were spying. That's not even the worst of it! Wilson was able to determine that the most damming evidence against Saddam (Iraq) was a forgery why couldn't our intelligence agencies do the same? (NSA, CIA and FBI) Or did they? Why did the Bush Administration still use this document and many others? The amazing truth that has been looked over the media and people in the know is afraid to ask (and rightfully so) is who forged these documents and planted them? It seems that Special Counsel Patrick Fitzgerald's criminal investigation will answer that question and if so that man has some pair of BALLS. The way to find out who is behind this is to ask yourself who would benefit from such actions. Someone lied to trick the American people to support an unjust war to the tune of 1 BILLION dollars a day. Tens of Thousands of lives lost and destroyed for what? Saddam had done nothing against the United States and he sits in jail jacked for his oil. On the other hand Osama attacked the United States, boast about it, is held as a hero by millions and we do nothing. We should have used the full might of the United States military and influence to bring Osama to justice but no .......... the oil comes first. We were told that Saddam was an imminent threat and Iraq's oil would finance the war. If the reason to go to war proves to be made up lies this would be an even worst crime than the 911 attacks and committed by our own elected officials. Today 10/25/05 the United States lost it's 2000th soldier to this war. Why? It seems that the Bush Administration created this war in Iraq, created the demons and set the stage. They created the perfect self fulfilling prophecy and still fucked it up. Believe it or not I pray that I am wrong. Let’s not get it twisted! If I came home on day and Bush or one of his cronies were sitting in my living room I would do what we call in my circles “Bitching Up” and deny all I said. You would also hear “Yes Mr. Bush” a thousand times. Oh someone’s at the door ……………… wish me luck! Delete Delete Delete.

Is this a Cruel Joke?

Why is he smiling? This has to be a JOKE! Did Tom Delay consult with the members of the "Queer Eye for the Strait Guy" cast for this photo? This is a Great Mug Shot! I’m sure he had one of the photographers from "America's Top Model" take his Mug Shot. He put Martha Stewart's Mug Shot to shame and where his prison number is. All Mug Shots have a number! What I find strange is that TIME Magazine altered OJ Simpson's photo (Made it darker) to make him seem more menacing. Delay also avoided the "PERP" walk. I’m sure they had his Angel's Wings air brushed out! There's no way this guy could have committed any crimes, he looks like one of the cute "Little Rascals" all grown up. I must admit that I can't see how this little Angel got the nickname "THE HAMMER" but it surely could not have been earned. Just look at him, he's just toooo cute for that. If it had been me I would have been forced to do the "Perp" walk and someone from the K9 unit would have snapped my Mug Shot. That's just one step below the Drivers License photo taker and would not have been so perfect. I just want to pinch his little cheeks. If Delay dose any time I have three tips for him.
1) Everyone knows that you don't drop the soap in the shower.

2) Please don't use the term "You Colored People"
3) If an inmate says "You have a pretty mouth" it's not a compliment and you should begin to repeatedly yell "GUARD" "GUARD" until you are remove from the situation.
I don't wish prison on the cute little fella but we will have to see what crimes he will be convicted of to take a position on that. The simple fact of the matter is most criminals never get convicted of their most terrible crimes. I believe Al Capone and John Gotti got convicted on tax evasion. In New York City some of the worst criminals are initially arrested for jumping turnstiles and parking tickets. This guy is a crook and we may never know the worst of his crimes. The House changed its rules in an attempt to protect him which makes them crooks to. There are many crooks on both sides that are protected and should be run out of office. Just remember that they rob from you! This is your money and not money from some made up country that they continue to rob form. When you fill your car with gas think about that. When you get your heating bills think about that. When you pay your taxes (Which most Corporations in the United States don't do) on April 15th you think about that. College tuition, medical care and so on. Who am I kidding? If Delay gets time he will be put in some Country Club and his quality of living will still eclipse mine ten fold. Only in America! Just something to ponder. Bush has appointed people to hundreds of important and critical jobs. Has he appointed the best this country has to offer? Is it a crime not to do so? Do we the people deserve to be served by the best? Is Miers the best this country has to offer? Is that the correct spelling of Miers last name or is that just how Bush (he's not the brightest bulb on Broadway) spells it and all of the "Yes Men" are affraid to correct him? Last and most important with the character than has been displayed by this administration do you think that the companies that get billions of dollars of our money are the best this country has to offer or are they just friends from Texas like everyone else has been.

Karl Rove be afraid, be very afraid because there is no honor among thieves!