There is a floating garbage patch growing to twice the size of the state of
Thursday, October 25, 2007
The Great Pacific Garbage Patch
Friday, October 05, 2007
SHERRY ENEMA?
This woman killed her husband by accident with an enema laced with sherry wine. What a FREAK! The prosecutor recently dropped the charges do to lack of evidence. Lack of evidence! You know where the evidence went. He died of alcohol poisoning. That’s a weird way to get drunk. "An autopsy report said he had been administered an enema with enough sherry to get a blood alcohol level of 0.47 percent. That is almost six times the level that can lead to a driving while intoxicated charge" The article goes on to say that he became addicted to enemas since early childhood. I'm sure there's another story there. Wow, now I have a great idea. I will be the first to open an Enema Bar. That right! You can go there and really enjoy yourself without the nuisance of having to constantly lifting you glass.
Wednesday, October 03, 2007
America for Sale $$$
Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock ( MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 AM.
While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking,
He shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).
He put on a dress shirt ( MADE IN SRI LANKA),
Designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE)
And tennis shoes ( MADE IN KOREA)..
After cooking his breakfast in his new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA)
He sat down with his calculator ( MADE IN MEXICO )
To see how much he could spend today.
After setting his watch (MADE IN TAIWAN )
To the radio (MADE IN INDIA )
He got in his car ( MADE IN GERMANY)
Filled it with GAS from Saudi Arabia
And continued his search for a good paying AMERICAN JO B
At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day checking his Computer (Made In Malaysia ),
Joe decided to relax for a while.
He put on his sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL)
Poured himself a glass of wine ( MADE IN FRANCE)
And turned on his TV (MADE IN INDONESIA),
And then wondered why he can't find a good paying job in AM E R I C A....
Y'all gotta keep this one circulating in hopes of waking up this country, please!
Tuesday, October 02, 2007
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